rishtaywaliaunty:

smhijab:

why does it take 30 years for guys to mature

Because society gives them time

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monstermonstre:

i love how in jurassic park the woman has a phd and cargo shorts is out there solving problems and digging her hands in dinosaur poop for science 

but they still had to have a token sexy character so, instead of the usual screaming blonde with a torn shirt and tight shorts, we have him

the chaos “rock star” scientist who got a tiny bit bloody so he had to open his shirt all the way and rest his injured body in this very practical position

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churmandurr:

cuttlefishculler:

sinbadism:

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

hes from an alternate timeline

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

mcdonald’s used to sell hot dogs

(via justplainconfused)

libertybill:

2017 aesthetic

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